"Clean House," which airs Wednesday on
Style Network, goes to homes submerged in
clutter and helps the residents dig out,
clear out and transform their lives.
That's a simple enough mission statement,
but the reality is a lot more complicated.
"We're hunting and gathering," says
Allen Lee Haff, who's in charge of the
yard sale at the center of each episode,
"and we accumulate these things, and we
lose ourselves in them. Then when you
clean the slate, you can see, 'That wasn't
me, after all.' You can reinvent
yourself."
In each episode, host Niecy Nash ("Reno
911," "The Bernie Mac Show") guides the
homeowners through what is inevitably a
disaster area and begins to sort out --
with the help of Haff, organizer Linda
Koopersmith (author of "The Beverly Hills
Organizer's Home Organizing Bible") and
designer Mark Brunetz -- just what stays
and what goes.
Inevitably, this process turns into a
battle of wills, as people cling
desperately to the knick-knacks,
collections, outdated clothing and just
plain junk that they feel define their
identity.
"People hold onto things for a variety
of reasons," Nash says, "all of which are
valid to the individual. I have clients
who, when their mother passed away, they
feel that if they don't keep their
mother's clutter on top of their stuff,
it's like getting rid of their mom,
getting rid of their memories.
"It's a lot of getting to the root of
why people do what they do and delivering
them from it. If you don't, you'll just
clean it up, and it'll be like putting a
Band-Aid on cancer. You'll come back with
a camera two, three weeks later, and it'll
be like it was before."
While these psychodramas are part of
every episode, they're particularly
obvious in the Jan. 25 episode, when the
crew visits the San Fernando Valley home
of Marc and Jill Fink.
While the clutter -- and the
Astroturf-green carpet beneath it -- is
readily apparent, it's only one issue that
the couple is working on. When not
commenting on his wife's behavior, Marc
Fink even offers some direction to Nash.
"This is unusual," Nash says. "I
haven't seen it before either. And before
it's all said and done, he will have never
seen a woman like me, because he's used to
dealing with his wife. A couple more days,
we'll work it out.
"Acceptance is the first part of it,
and up to this point, he hasn't owned that
he's controlling. It's been a thread that
everybody else has seen unravel, but he
hasn't owned it yet. It's a process. We'll
get there. There's always a plan.
"Ultimately, what do we do is come in
and jumpstart situations. We're not the
entire remedy to it all, because after we
pick up all the clutter on the floor,
after Allen sells it all, after we make
the house fabulous, they're still going to
be who they are at the core. What you
going to do about that?"
"The issues that we deal with go far
deeper than a makeover," Brunetz says.
"We're a nation of clutter. Unfortunately,
in our case, or fortunately, whatever
people are dealing with, they manifest
into their environment."
Koopersmith feels that it's often a
case of opening eyes. "People truly want
to be organized, in their core, or they
wouldn't have us here. But people in
general, they shut down and they don't see
it. It's like this kitchen we're working
on. It's so dirty. A part of the psyche of
the person just glosses over it.
"It's like intervention, when you
finally have an organizer in or you have a
show in. It's like, 'Help, I give up,
somebody save me.' Then we do that."
As of yet, the show hasn't traveled
outside the Los Angeles area -- in fact, a
couple of previous families stopped by the
Fink house, because it wasn't far from
their homes -- but Nash isn't sure she's
ready to see what lies under the beds and
behind the couches of the rest of America.
"I'm not even ready," she says. "I'm
not even ready for Tennessee at all."
But after Los Angeles, Nashville might
seem tame.
"In our very first house," Nash says,
"I found a man who had a collection of
transvestite baby dolls in the top of his
closet. I had a 13-year-old boy that had
about 17 empty bottles of lotion
underneath his bed. I have had somebody
that just went to some type of a sexual
pleasure palace and had everything out in
the room everywhere.
"Anything that is sexually deviant and
legal all the way to the illegal is there.
You just want to say, 'You did know we
were coming, right?' I don't know, but
that's how people do."
And if homeowners don't, in the end,
like the revamped and redecorated
dwelling, that's OK with Nash.
"I feel like I did my part. I lay my
head down, and I sleep good every night. I
have no regrets about one makeover, none
at all. I'm looking at all the mayhem and
foolishness I delivered you from. Now, if
you don't like it, you go the other half
of the way yourself.
"But don't play the blame game, because
I don't like it."